The lover of a married woman jumps into the closet...

Just as the husband comes home. In the closet he sees the young son of the woman, who has been hiding in there.
He says "Dark in here", the lover replies "Yeah it sure is, please keep quite".
"You want to buy my baseball glove for 100$?"
"No! Why would I do that?" the lover replies.
"My father is right outside...."
"Ok, fine. I'll buy your glove, but keep quite."

One week later the same thing happens, the lover jumps into the closet as soon as he hears the husband coming up the stairs.
The boy is in the closet again.
"Dark in here", says the boy.
"Yeah it sure is, keep quite damn it."
"Want to buy my baseball for 1000$?"
"Fuck.... yeah fine, I have no choice", says the lover.

A few days later the father of the boy wants to play catch with him. The son says, that he sold his glove and ball for over a thousand bugs. The father is shocked and can't believe that his son fooled someone. He takes him right to church so he can confess his sins.
As soon as the son enters the confessionbox, he says "Dark in here"
The priest "God damn it not again...."