Bill and Monica are in the Whitehouse when Bill invites Monica into the Oval office because he wants to show her a clock. While in the office Clinton pulls down his pants and whips out his unit.
Monica gasps, Mr. Clinton that's not a clock, it's a cock!
Bill replies, well Monica if you put 2 hands and a face on it, it's a clock.
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