Headlines of the Paper


I read the newspaper today, and boy is those headlines are looking worse and
worse and worse. Why, yesterday, I couldn't believe my eyes! I could hardly
bring myself to read the darn things. Sigh. I guess it is time I get a good pair
of reading glasses.

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