The professor says at the beginning of the class, "Now, if all of you are to be doctors, you'll have to become comfortable working with dead bodies. So I'll need one of you to come down here for an exercise."
He pointed to one of the students and gestured for them to join him next to the cadaver.
The professor says, "Now do exactly as I do," and proceeded to stick his finger into the corpses' rectum.
The class watched in shock and disgust as he then pulled it out, brought his hand to his face and briefly suckled the forefinger.
The professor then motioned for the student to follow suit. "Go on then, let's see it."
The student reluctantly used his forefinger to penetrate the cadaver's rectum, then brought it to his mouth and sucked it for a second.
Once the student finished coughing and sputtering, the professor turned to the class and said, "Now, if all of you are to be doctors, you'll have to become very alert and observant. I just stuck my middle finger in the rectum and my forefinger in my mouth."
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