Insider's Guide

"Haven't I seen you before?" == "Nice ass.""I'm a Romantic." == "I'm poor.""I need you." == "My hand is tired.""I am different from all the other guys." == "I am not circumcised.""I want a commitment." == "I'm sick of masturbation.""You're the only girl I've ever cared about." == "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.""I really want to get to know you better." == "So I can tell my friends about it.""It's just orange juice, try it." == "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.""She's kinda cute." == "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary.""I don't know if I like her." == "She won't sleep with me.""I miss you so much." == "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good.""Was it good for you?" == "I'm insecure about my manhood.""How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" == "Is my penis really that small?""I had a wonderful time last night." == "Who the hell are you?""Do you love me?" == "I've done something stupid and you might find out.""Do you 'really' love me?" == "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.""How much do you love me?" == "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now.""I have something to tell you." == "Get tested.""I'll give you a call." == "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.""I've been thinking a lot." == "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.""I think we should just be friends." == "You're ugly.""I've learned a lot from you." == "Next!!!!""I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" == "I gotta turn on my answering machine."