Two Irishmen were sitting a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street.

Two Irishmen were sitting a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad. Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation. Then they saw a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, What a terrible pity... one of the poor lasses must be gravely ill.