With christmas we only get One night of presents. But with Hanukkah, it's like Adam Sandler says... Eight Crazy nights.
and do you know why they Need Eight Crazy nights?
cuz that's how long it takes.
to conspire to kill jesus.
http://youtu.be/tYjTmLU-n6k
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