He brought all of his money over in RMB so he goes to a bank with 1000RMB and asks them to change it into dollars. The teller takes his money and gives him $650.
A week later he's out of cash and goes back to the bank with another 1000RMB. He gives it to the teller and this time he only gets $625 back. Perplexed he asks the teller in a heavy chinese accent.
"Hey, how come last time I get $650 dollar, this time only $625 dollar"
The teller shrugs and says "Fluctuations"
The chinese man flies into a rage and storms out of bank and as he slams the door he turns and yells
"FLUC U AMERICANS TOO"
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