They decided that to celebrate the special occasion they would tattoo each other's name on their bodies. So, she gets Tom, her husband's name, tattooed on her shoulder blade.
Tom decides to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. He had to decide if he wanted it to be readable when his penis is erect or not and he decides to go with erect. So when his penis isn't hard, the tattoo looks more like an unclear couple of letters "W" "e" and "y".
For this occasion, they also went for a second honeymoon down in a beach resort in Jamaica. Tom was sitting on a nude beach alone without Wendy at one point and a local Jamaican man sat beside him. Tom noticed that the Jamaican man also had "W" "e" and "y" tattooed on his penis. So Tom says to him "I see your tattoo. It looks like mine. Is your wife's name Wendy, too?"
Puzzled, the Jamaican man says "no". Mine says "Welcome to Jamaica, man. I hope you enjoy your stay".
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