The midget sits down and says "bartender, give me a drink". The bartender doesn't like being told what to do so he stabs the midget in the eye with a corkscrew. The mulatto calls the cops and the heeb applies first aid. The midget survives but loses 90% of the vision in one eye, while the bartender is found guilty of aggravated assault and spends the next 8 years in prison.
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