A Chinese guy comes into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking.
I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts like Kung Fu, Ju Jitsu, or Karate?".
He say, "Why da fuk you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinese?".
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my fucking beer!"
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