One day when I was 2, I toddled into the living room where my dad was sitting, gave our dog Bordy a big hug, and lovingly said, "Bordy. Fucking dog."
My mom stepped in from the other room and said to my dad, "Did she just say what I think she said!?" My dad confirmed it. "Well," my mom said accusingly, "I wonder where she picked that up?"
My dog replied, "Probably from when you tripped over the dog and shouted it five minutes ago."
She still has not lived it down.
>*Based on /u/TheAngelBlue's reply to [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/38djjc/my_son_is_7_and_my_daughter_is_13/crul2sc) comment.*
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