They decide to go to a doctor about it, the wife explains she is too embarrassed to talk about sex. The doctor suggests they use a euphemism to get over her problem. She agrees to try it and settles on "washing machine".
This works wonders until one night her husband comes home from the pub horny. He slips in to bed and taps Mary on the shoulder asking: "Mary, is the washing machine working tonight?". In a huff because he's been drinking all night, she tells him: "No, it's broken!" and goes to sleep.
The next morning Mary wakes up feeling a bit frisky herself, she wakes up her husband by whispering into his ear: "Johnny, the washing machine is working now." Half asleep, her husband turns to her and says:"Ah, it's alright love, it was a small load so I did it by hand."
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