A charitable organization noticed that the richest man in town had never donated.

A representative of the organization called the man. "Our research shows that you make millions of dollars a year, and we were wondering if you'd like to donate some amount to help those in need."

The man responded, "Did your research show you that my mother is suffering from a chronic illness, and cannot afford her medical bills?"

"Erm, no..."

"Did your research take into account my sister, whose husband died and was left broke with four children and no job?" the man said.

"I'm so sorry..." the rep began but was abruptly cut off

"Or perhaps my brother, who is a disabled veteran and is confined to a wheelchair, and long wait lists at the VA just to see a doctor?"

The representative was speechless.

Then the man said, "And I don't give any money to them, so why the hell should I give any money to you?"

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