The therapist asks, "So, how are you? It's been a few weeks since our last chat."
The man replies, "It's been a crazy past couple weeks, Doc. I decided to go out and meet people. And wouldn't you know it, I got to know a couple of women! The first girl's name is Fine, and boy is she ever. The second girl's name is Dandy, and she is a blast."
The doctor, very impressed asks, "So what did you do with these two ladies?"
The man, grinning widely, says, "I took them both home and we had our way with each other! So to answer your first question, you could say I'm doin' Fine and fucking Dandy."
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