Unfortunately it was missing a few key parts to get it up and running. He takes it to his mechanic. The mechanic says "you need some specific gear parts here - these cogs over here, you'll need two of them. You can only get them from this specialty parts dealer, and he's in California.
The man decides to make a trip of it and goes out west. He finds the dealer and decides to buy a whole case of the parts and give the extras to his mechanic, maybe help out the next collector.
As they are flying home the following week, the pilot comes on over the speaker and says that they are having engine trouble and they will have to dump some cargo to stay in the air.
The man says that he has a very heavy box of car parts in Cargo and asks if they can just take two of the parts out and dump the rest.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the mid-west in the middle of the night a farmer and his wife start hearing Bang! Bang! as stuff from the plane is landing all around them and on their roof.
The farmer's wife looks out the window and says
"You won't believe it, it's raining Datsun cogs"
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