True story

I went today down the street. I look the granny siting on a bench, holds heart. I run to it, ran to a drugstore bought acpirine and brought to hospital. While sat in the accident ward, I noticed in a window suspicious persons near one car. Probably want to steal. I ran out from hospital. They run in the car from me. I jumped so in my car. I go behind them. I called police. Generally together with police we them caught up. Went to policeoffice. While sat in office I look out of the window, the house burns there. I run there. In a window on the third floor the child shouts. I saved him. His parents set fire to the house and escaped. Generally now we collect documents for adoption.
And what you are ready to lie impudently for the sake of pluses?

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