Killing 3 kids and injuring multiple. After being arrested, he was asked by the police why did he do it.
He said: "I did not have a choice."
The detective said: "How so?"
He replied: "I was going fast I admit that. Then the rear tire exploded and I lost control of the car. The car was definitely going to swerve, and I had enough control to either go right, where there was a risk of hitting a man walking on that side, or left towards the party"
The detective said: "why didn't go right and risk hitting that one guy there?"
He said: "that was the plan, but he crossed the street to join the party".
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