I had just left from a friends house and decided to stop and grab a 6 pack of beer for my way home.

After about 5 I had to stop and take a piss. So I pulled over and took a piss on the side of the road. When I finished I zipped my pants and went to turn around and there was a police officer standing behind me. He saw the empty cans in the car and he said, "Young man I'm gonna give you two choices...1. A DUI Ticket or 2. Indecent Exposure". Well hell, I took the 2nd choice. 2 weeks later at court the judge said the ticket for Indecent Exposure was $900... yes that is right, 900 big ones... $100 for every inch.

- Another from my uncle who sends weekly emails with jokes to friends of his.

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