The first hand, yelled towards the captain, "Sir we see an enemy ship headed our way!"
The captain responded, "Get me my red shirt!"
Bewildered as to such a strange request the firsthand asked why, and the captain responded,
"well you see its actually very clever, in battle if I get hurt the red shirt will mask the blood and encourage the crew to keep fighting "
The firsthand ecstatic replied, "Ahh very clever sir, but we see an additional 10 ships aiming at us"
The captain shocked,
"Mate,
Get me my brown trousers"
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