One more time

There is a boy and girl in CCD class.


The girl falls to sleep.


The teacher asks a question, "Who created Earth?"


The boy pokes her with a pen and she yells "God." She then falls back to sleep.


The teacher asks another question, "Who was the Holy family?"


The boy pokes her with a pen and she says "Jesus, Mary, Joseph." She again falls back to sleep.


The teacher asks another question "What did Mary say to Joseph after their 23rd baby?"


The boy pokes her with a pen and she says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time I swear I will snap it in half!"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman