While banging the hooker, she starts to moan "Soon kee". Assuming this meant she was enjoying herself, he begins to go faster. She moans it louder, and he goes faster, until he finishes.
The next day, he is playing golf with the CEO of his company, who has resided in the Philippines for some time. Suddenly, the business man gets a hole in one. So excited, he screams "Soon Kee!!".
The CEO looks at him with some confusion, looks at the hole, looks at him and says, "What do you mean 'Wrong hole'?"
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