He shouted, "Facebook!"
I grabbed his baseball bat and took my best swing. I missed his head by an inch, but his iPhone 6 got trashed.
^(~~Punchline will be posted in 30 minutes. See if you can beat me to it.~~)
"BatMobile, motherfucker!"
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