After wandering around for a bit, a group of natives find them. The chief says to them, "we are cannibals and we are going to boil your bones, eat your meat, and then use your skin to make canoes. However, because you have done nothing to us, we are going to let you choose how you want to die. The Brit asks for a gun, and putting it to his head he declares, "God save the Queen!" before pulling the trigger. The Frenchman asks for a saber and declares "Viva La France!" before running himself through. The New Yorker looks at them and says "Gimme a fork." The cannibals are puzzled, but they honor his request and give him a fork. Immediately, he starts to repeatedly stab himself all over, legs, arms, torso, and etc. Horrified, the chief asks why he is doing this to himself. The New Yorker looks right at him and yells, "good luck making your canoe now!"
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