Why was Jesus Christ a lousy hockey player?

He was always getting nailed to the boards.


Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's?

His hands are full of holes!


What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jeus?

It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

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