On the first hole the man completely shanks a shot and says, "Goddamnit I missed."
The nun replies, "You shouldn't take the lords name in vain."
The guy grumbles and they keep playing. A few holes later the man hits a ball in to a sand-trap and again says, "Goddamnit I missed."
The nun, a bit upset, says again, "You really shouldn't take the lords name in vain."
Again, the man grumbles and they continue playing.
On the final hole the man has an easy putt to make his goal for the course. He hits his putt far to the left. Irate, he throws his club and shouts "Goddamnit I missed!"
The nun opens her mouth to repeat her warning to the man, but before she gets a chance a storm cloud comes out of nowhere, it starts raining and suddenly lightning strikes the nun and she drops dead.
Then a booming voice from the heavens says, "Goddamnit I missed."
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