On a vacation to China an American tourist is very sexually promiscuous and neglects to use a condom.
On his arrival home he wakes up to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and comes to the conclusion that there is no known cure and his penis will have to be amputated.
The man is shocked at the thought of loosing his penis and before committing to the operation looks to seek a second opinion.
After stressing the severity of the situation the Doctor informs the man that he has scheduled an operation in two days time, allowing for the man to seek a second opinion.
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The guy pleads with the Chinese doctor for help: “Dhat we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: “Stupid Amelican doctor, always want to operate. No need to opelate!”
“Oh, Thank God!,” the man replies.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “you no worry! Thats going to fall off by itself!”
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