A boy sits in class watching the clock when the teacher stands up in front of the class

And tells the class since there isn't much time before the end of class and it was Friday she will play a game with them. She explains the rules.

Teacher: Guess which president said the quote and you can leave early.

The boy is excited this is his favorite subject and he knows he is going home early today.

Teacher: "Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country."

The boy raises his hand hoping the teacher will pick him, a girl in class raises her hand

Teacher: Mary. Who said that?

Mary: John.F.Kennedy

Teacher: Correct. Good bye

The boy is disappointed but knows he will get the next one.

Teacher: "Four score and seven years ago our...

Before she could finish the boy and and two girls raise their hands

Teacher: Jessica. Who said that?

Jessica: Abe Lincoln

Teacher: That's right, you can leave now.

The boy is now getting upset he sits at the edge of his chair

Teacher: "I am not a crook"

The boy raises his hand and waves hysterically another girl gets called on

Teacher: Amy. Who said that?

Amy: Richard Nixon

Teacher: Bye now

The boy: I wish these bitches could keep their mouths shut!

Teacher: WHO SAID THAT?!

The boy: Bill Clinton, see you Monday!


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