... leaning up against the wall. She looks at the kids and says, "Hey kid, $20 for a blowjob."
The kid, now excited, replies "Wait here! I'll be back!"
So the boy runs all the way home where he sees his father watching TV on his sofa chair.
"Hey, dad! Can I have $20 for a blowjob?"
The father gets up from his seat and places his hands on his belt. He replies, "I dunno kid... are you any good?"
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