Jokes

Here's one my da told me when I was about 12 on the way home from school one day,

So there's this brothel in a small town;every drunken so and so tends to vist.Everyone was abuzz one evening when rumour came through of a madam in said brothal which whom could "sing the Irish national anthem while giving you a blow job.
"Go on" said Paddy after a few pints,
"Sure what's the worst that could happen?" I said.
We got there and the madam in question said to me,
"What are you looking for love?"
To which I replied
"One blowie with the national anthem"
"No bother"
She smiled.

She led me upstairs to the room,
"Lay on the bed and pull your trousers down"
She said to me,
"Aye" I replied
"Just one more thing" she mentioned,finger in the air
"I prefer the light to be off"
"That's no bother to me ma'am"
I cherped in anticipation.
She turned the light off and began.
She sung Amhràn na bhFiann flawlessly without a single pause.
"How did you do that?" I said astounded
"Easy" she said getting up.
She turned the light back on,

Then I looked to my left and noticed her glass eye sitting on the bedside table beside me.