A boy has been bothering his dad all morning,

so the dad tells him to go across the street where they're building a house and maybe he could learn something. A few hours later, the boy returns and his dad asks what he had learned. The boy replies, "Well, I learned that if you're installing a door, you throw that motherfucker up there and if the bitch don't fit, you take it down and shave a cunt-hair off each side and try the goddamn thing again."

The father, upset with his son's language and having decided on a whoopin', tells him to go fetch him a switch.

The boy replies, "Fuck you! That's the electrician's job!"

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