Three ladies are sitting around, discussing their husbands.
The first lady says, "I once dreamt that I married a dragon. The very next day, I met Glen. I knew he was the one when I saw that he had three dragons tattooed on his arm."
The second responds, "That's funny! I had a dream just like that and the next day, I met George. He turned out to have two dragons on his chest!"
The third pipes up, "My dream was a little different and I decided to marry Ken when I saw he had one dragon on the ground."
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