A man takes his wife Susan to Jamaica for their honeymoon.

While out partying and drinking at a nightclub, the husband feels the pressure building in his bladder and rushes to the bathroom. He begins to relieve himself when he notices a tall Jamaican man at the urinal next to him is looking straight as his dick. Too drunk to care, the husband continues to piss.

"What's that on your dick, mon?" the guy next to him asks.

"Oh, that's my wife's name. I got it tattooed on my dick after we got super high our first night here. See, it says 'SUE' for Susan."

His piss partner smiles and nods. The husband, in his drunken state decides turnabout is fair play and checks out the Jamaican's penis.

"Hey, you've got a dick tattoo, too! Is your wife's name Wendy, then?"

"Nah, mon...it says 'Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day!'".

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