A couple was driving through rural California on a very sunny day when they stopped at a rest stop.
They see a man, naked with a full erect penis.
The couple asks him, "what are you doing?"
The naked man responds, while pointing at the sun "Checking the time."
They get back into the car and find another rest stop.
They see a naked man thrusting his closed fist on his fully erect penis.
The couple asks him, with disgust "What are you doing?"
He says "Winding my watch."
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