"Hey Dad, where did humans come from?" Dad answers,
"Well, God created Adam and Eve, and from there came humanity." Then the boy goes to his mom and asks, "Hey Mom, where did humans come from?"
Mom answers, "Well, we evolved from monkeys, and we eventually became the humans we are today."
The boy went back to his dad and said, "You lied to me. You said that God created humans, but mom said that we came from apes and monkeys."
Dad replied, "I didn't lie to you. The whole monkey thing came from your mom's side of the family."
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