A beta lion is thrown away from the pack by the alpha male...

So the beta lion walks for days and all he can think of is sex, since, you know, the alpha kept all the females.

He runs into a bunny. Now, this bunny in particular was by himself because all of his pack had been devoured by hyenas and only he escaped. He had been also wandering around of days, and he couldn't think of anything but sex.

So, when the lion and the bunny met, they felt some sort of camaraderie and sat down to discuss their issues with women.

After a while, the lion, who was horny as hell, told the bunny, "you know, I'd appreciate if you... ah... helped me out. C'mon, be a pal, take one for the team."

The bunny thought about it and said "ok, but you have to promise that then it'll be my turn."

The lion said "oh, yeah, sure" which was strange, because it's not like horny males would say anything to have sex. Besides, he though he would just eat the little motherfucker afterwards.

So, the lion had his way with the bunny. Needless to say, the experience was a gruesome ordeal for the little fellow.

After he had finished giving all he had, the lion was too tired to do anything and lied down for a nap. The bunny, trying hard to recover, climbed on the back of the lion and tried to do his thing. However, it was such a little creature compared to the lion and there wasn't much he could do. The lion barely felt anything. Not that the bunny didn't give it his all, mind you, but he just was too small.

Meanwhile, nearby on a tree, a couple of Capuchin monkeys were smoking pot. One of them told the other, "man, I don't know where you got this shit, but it's too strong for me. I think I'm seeing a bunny fucking a lion."

The other monkey turned around and said "dude, you're not seeing things, it's really what's happening." Both monkeys laughed their asses off, coz they were pretty stoned, and then they started to throw coconuts at the lion and the monkey, coz they were trolls and they were pretty stoned.

One of the coconuts hit the lion on the head, waking him up. "Hey, that hurts" complained the lion loudly.

And the bunny went "YEAH, IT'S PAYBACK TIME, BITCH!"