A boy and a pile of sh**

A Scotsman, Irishman and Englishman were walking down the street. They notice a little boy playing in some horse shit. So the Scotsman went up to the little boy and asked, "What are you doing there lad." The boy looked up and said, "I am making me a Scottish warrior." The Scotsman gets all mad and stomps off cursing under his breath. The Irishman said, "Calm down let me see what he is doing." So he goes up to the little boy and asks him what he is doing. The little boy looked up and said, "I am making me an Irish Jockey." Oh the Irishman got so mad he stomped off and was cursing under his breath. The Englishman said, "Now calm down I got this." He goes up to the boy and says, "Let me guess if I asked you what you are doing you are going to tell me you are making another Englishman." The boy shook his head and said, "Nope, there isn't enough shit in the world to make another Englishman."