Said the teacher to Ryan, one of her students.
One day, Ryan's mum went to her son's school and had a talk with Ryan's teacher. She said that Ryan had the worst grades in school and that, in her 10 years of teaching, she never met such a dumb kid.
The mother, shocked, decided to move to England to get a new life.
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with a severe cardiac problem, and that only a very experienced surgeon in England could manage such problem.
The teacher decided to sell everything to pay a flight to England, and so she did.
When she got there, a very well clothed man received her at the airport and took her to the hospital in a Mercedes Benz.
Then she got operated, and when the surgery ended, the doctor said "Well, this is a complete success."
When the teacher woke up, she was in a room with people surrounding her. Then she looked at the surgeon, but before she could say anything, her face turned blue, she couldn't breathe, and suddenly she passed away before anybody could understand what was happening.
Well, the doctor looked at one of his assistants, he got mad, and started screaming: WHAT THE FUCK, RYAN! YOU JUST UNPLUGGED THE RESPIRATOR TO CHARGE YOUR **GODDAMN PHONE?!!**
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