...she saw a large group gathered at outside a villa. She walks up and asks one of the people what's all this crowd here for,
upon which he replies, "Madam, the owner of this villa saw a Snake in this yard."
the blonde exclaims, " oh my god! any idea which snake was it?"
the man replies, " The authorities haven't quite told us about it, but by the looks of it, maybe it's Spitting Cobra."
the blonde gasps, "Really? How many Cobras did it spit?"
Ba-Dum-Tiss
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