One day, a baby is born on an Native American reservation. A young boy witnessing the moment asks his father, "How do we name the members of our tribe?" The man tells his son, "Well you see, when a child is born, and the new mother and father walk outside with the newborn for the first time, it is named after the first animal they see. That is why your sister is named 'Soaring Eagle' and your brother is named 'Dancing Fox'. But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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