A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are kidnapped by cannibals and taken to a large castle overlooking a forest

The cannibals first turn to the brunette. 'Go into the forest and pick ten of the same fruit or we'll eat you'

The brunette returns with ten apples.

'Now, you must shove each one up your arse without showing any emotion, or we'll eat you' say the cannibals.

The brunette gets halfway through shoving the second one up when she starts to cry from the pain. The cannibals kill and eat her, and she floats up to heaven.

The cannibals turn to the shaken redhead and blonde who have witnessed the whole thing and instruct them to do the same.

The redhead is wise and picks ten blueberries, and arrives back before the blonde. She shoves nine blueberries up her arse with no emotion, but whilst looking into the forest from the window suddenly bursts into laughter before she gets to the tenth. This being a form of emotion, the cannibals kill and eat her, and she floats up to heaven.

Up in heaven, the brunette scolds the redhead. 'You were so close, what the hell happened?!'

'I saw the blonde picking pineapples.'