...a man in a bush?
Russel!
...a man in a lake?
Bob!
...a man with a car on his head?
Jack!
...a man with a spade in his head?
Doug!
...a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas!
...a man with a toilet on his head?
Lou!
...a man with a map on his head?
Miles!
...a man hooked to the wall?
Art!
...a woman slates on her head?
Ruth!
...a man with a plank on his head?
Edward!
...a man with TWO planks on his head?
Edward Wood!
...a man with THREE planks on his head?
Edward Woodward!
...a man with FOUR planks on his head?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward would. (try saying that ten times in a row)
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
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