A Black, a White, and an asian are in a car. There driving along the highway when they hear a siren behind them. They pull over and its the cops. The cop walks up and says" Do you know how fast you were going."
Asian:No
Cop: Me neither, I just really wanted to pull someone over.
The cop was thinking of something to get them in trouble for. He glanced at the Asian and said" If your penis's don't measure up to 12 inches then your going to jail for 5 years."
The white guy and the asian both looked at the black and said we one. They did measure their penis's. The black guy measured at 6 inches and said "you guys are lucky I'm black." The White guy measured in at 5 inches and said" You guys are lucky I use penis growth pills. The Asian measures in at 1 inch and says" You guys are lucky I had a boner."
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