She sits down in the first class. A steward, - who has seen her ticket at the entrance - approaches her very politely and ask if he could see her ticket once more. The woman hands it to him. The steward sees that it is for the Economy class and says nicely:
- Madam, your ticket is not for the first class, but for the Economy. Would you please proceed to the back?
The woman stands up and says quite loudly:
- I am blond, I am going on holiday to Miami and I will stay here! - And she sits back.
The steward is in a kind of a shock, so he walks to the co-pilot and tells him what happened.
The co-pilot walks also to the woman and says:
- Madam, if I understood well, you ticket is for the Economy Class. You must proceed to the back, this area is first class.
The woman stands up and says quite loudly:
- I am blond, I am going on holiday to Miami and I will stay here! - And she sits back.
Well, the co-pilot can't force her either, so they go together with the steward to the pilot and tell him about the situation.
The pilot chuckles a little and answers very calmly:
- Let me talk to her. I understand blond women, my wife is also blond. So he walks to the woman as the steward and the co-pilot are curiously watching.
He leans down to her and whispers something in her ears.
The woman stands up immediately and walks to the back of the plane.
The steward and the co-pilot are in shock.
They run to the pilot and ask him:
- What did you possibly say to her?
The pilot just smiles and says:
- I told her the First Class isn't going to Miami.
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