'STOP right there or a brick will fall on you'. Sure enough a brick falls right where he would have been had he not been warned. A few minutes later the same voice screams: STOP or you will be run over. A second later a car whizzes by at high speed. The old man looks around but can't see anyone so he shouts: who are you? The voice says 'I am your guardian angel'. The old man looks annoyed and screams: so where the fuck were you on my wedding day?
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