Cowboy Earl and Betty are senior citizens. Well Earl has always wanted and expensive pair of Alligator Boots
Seeing them on Sale one day he buys a pair and wears them home
"Hey Betty y'all notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? Its' the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants"
"whats different?" frustrated Earl goes into the bathroom undresses, and comes out completely naked wearing only his new boots
"hey Betty y'all notice anything different now?"
"whats different Earl? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and will be hanging down tomorrow!"
Angrily Earl yells "y'all know why it's hanging down? Cos its looking at my new rootin tootin boots!"
Betty replies "Well then you should've bought a damn hat!"
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