There's a man who goes to prison. When he gets there the guards strip search him, de-louse him, and hand him a bright orange jumpsuit. Then he's escorted to his cell which already has one other occupant who happens to be quite a large strapping individual. The cell bars slam shut behind the new inmate and his new cell mate stands up and asks "you wanna be the husband or the wife"? The new inmate stammers and replies "well since I have a choice I'd rather be the husband" his cell mate retorts "that's fine by me, now get over here and suck your wife's dick".
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