Three guys are sitting in a bar, another guy walks in and points
to the guy in the middle and says, "Hey you! I just screwed your
mom and it was soooo great!" By then everyone was expecting a
fight. But the guy didn't do nothing. So the Drunk man goes and
sits in the other side of the bar.
15 minutes later he comes back and points at the same guy and
says, "I just had the sex with your mom, and it was SWEEET.."
Everyone was really expecting a fight this time, but then again
nothing happened and the Drunk man goes back to the other side
of the bar.
Then again another 15 min. pass and the guy comes back and says,
"I saw..." and the other man interuped him, turned to him and
says, "Dad, your drunk! Go Home!"
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