A group of three reporters are doing a story on the tribes of Africa deep in the rain forests. they encounter a native tribe thay had not been discovered yet. As they are trying to comunicate, the chief takes the three away and stores them in a dungeon. He tells the reporters that they are never going to leave this tribe. He tells them thay he has dealt with there kind before and that is why he can speek english. The reporters all realize there fate as the chief tells them there 2 choices. He says to them "Death... or magambo." the first reporter chooses magambo as anything is better than death. The chief and a tribes warior take him into a room and after several minutes of screaming and banging the reporter comes out bloody and unconcious. they second is nervous but chooses magambo. Again with the pounding and the screaming and out he comes half concious. before he KO's he says to the third repoter "choose death. magambo is a hard core ass fuckin. death is better." flop, the second is unconsious. The third now knowing what magambo is chooses death. The chief smiles slyly and says "DEATH BY MAGAMBO!"
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