A blind guy is out for a walk

with his seeing eye dog. He's stopped at a light waiting for it to change. His dog gets an attack and relieves himself.

The light changes and the dog leads the owner across the street.

A passerby says "Hey buddy, your dog made a mess at the corner. Go take care of it"

Blind guy says "How do you expect me to do that? I can't see shit"

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